my wrestleman sweetheart

i have been in love with strong bad since december 26th of 2022.
i mean, have you seen him?? have you HEARD his voice??? and that smile....
good lord, man. sometimes when i see him smile it feels like my brain's short circuting.

strong bad, from the homestarrunner.com website, is the devilish, self-proclaimed "bad guy" and "chick magnet", with a luchador mask for a face, boxing gloves for hands, and the world's prettiest sparkliest green eyes. he enjoys vintage technology, antagonizing those around him, causing ruckuses, acting tough, listening to metal, baking, and solving jumble puzzles. he's well known for answering emails.

personality-wise, he is, admittedly, an asshole. he actively dislikes most people and goes out of his way to be mean, however, he's mostly harmless. just a minor nuisance to those around him.
i enable this behavior because it funny.

also, have i mentioned that he's my boyfriend? because he's my boyfriend. i love my boyfriend. look at him. my boyfriend.